WEBVTT - Recording a video with Dad [http://pathawks.com/1992/03/recording-video-with-dad.html]

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[<i>♪ Guitar sounds ♪</i>]

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<v Pat>Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

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<v Pat>This is the Riverboat goin’ on Storm Lake

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<v Pat>And we have a special treat for you tonight
<00:17.500>The one, the only, <00:19.000>the amazing Mike is going

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<v Pat>to sing for you in a couple of hours</v>
<00:24.000><v Mike>[<i>Laughing from background</i>]</v>

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<v Pat>But now, I would like to have, like, a little
opening theme and we’re gonna have a closing

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<v Pat>theme too later on,
But now I’d like to sing a little song

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<v Pat>If… let me think of one

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<v Pat>♫ Twinkle Twinkle Little Star ♫

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<v Pat>I sang that before, when my grandma was here
and she thought that was so pretty

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<v Pat>This is March 8, 1992 and, as I told you earlier,
we’re on the riverboat on Storm Lake.

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<v Pat>Here’s the singer

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<v Mike>♫ Left a good job in the city ♫
♫ Workin’ for the man every night and day ♫

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<v Mike>♫ But I never saw the go-- ♫
Let’s start all over again

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<v Mike>Do you want to do this all over again?</v>
<v Pat>Sure.

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<v Pat>Cut. Cut. Cut the whole movie.
We’re gonna start over.

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<v Pat>Ok. Ok.
uhh… We’re back.

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<v Pat>[<i>Making funny noises with mouth</i>]

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<v Pat>We’re gonna start all over, even the opening theme.

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<v Pat>Let me think of one…

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<v Pat>Let’s start this whole thing over.

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<v Pat>Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

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[<i>sound of pick falling into guitar</i>]
<v Pat>Oops!

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<v Pat>Sorry guys, but we’ve got
a little trouble there.

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<v Pat>We… guess we already had the opening theme.

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<v Pat>The best laid plans of mice and men…

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<v Pat>Hello everybody. We already had the opening

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<v Pat>theme I guess.
But, we didn’t tell you that-

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<v Pat>And we already told you that we’re on the
Riverboat Queen, goin’ through lakes and rivers

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<v Pat>and ponds, but we didn’t tell you that this
is March 8, 1992 and…

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<v Pat>and, umm, and…
I didn’t introduce the one who’s gonna be

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<v Pat>singing and it’s Mike and I’m Pat and let’s get on.

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<v Pat>Let’s get on with it now baby!

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<v Mike>♫ Workin’ for the man every night and day ♫

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<v Pat>[clapping]

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<v Mike>♫ But I never lost ♫

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<v Mike>Patrick please don’t make any noise.

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<v Mike>See this has to be perfect.

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<v Pat>Well this is the last time we’re starting

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<v Pat>all over again.
We’re on a boat, yeah.

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<v Pat>And this is March 8, 1992,
and the singer is Mike Hawks

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<v Pat>I’m Pat, and I’m gettin’ outta here!</v>
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<v Mike>This ladies and gentlemen is</v>
[together in unison]
<v MikeAndPat>Benjamin John Hawks

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<v Mike>Take a bow, Ben.
Wooo.

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<v Mike>Yay.

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<v Mike>Patrick would like to take off his outfit,

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<v Mike>because I know it’s hot.</v>
<00:03:03.500><v Pat>Yes.